There are a lot of weird ways to cook eggs. There are also a lot of normal ways to cook eggs that people try to avoid for some reason. If you like surreal, somewhat phallic egg cooking techniques, you need a Rollie.
This baby is pan free, cleanup free, and has "vertical cooking technology" up the wazoo. Plus the Rollie Eggmaster Cooking System is a total steal right now at $US29.99.
On the one hand, why not make banana-shaped eggs for a breakfast on the go. On the other hand. Why? Why is this happening? Why does that omelette look like a corn dog? Why is that egg white frittata extruding itself slowly from that space machine? These are the questions that define our time.