We get it. You wear your cap backwards, you talk tough, you're cut like a demigod: you are a tough guy. The best thing about your stereotypical tough guy is that sooner or later, you can be guaranteed that they're going to do something really stupid. Here's one we prepared earlier: watch this giant idiot eat two tubs of Vegemite in three minutes.
This video made me want to turn my face inside out. I'm almost throwing up for him. Blerg.
Idiot. [Reddit Australia]