FBI Employees Can't Stop Sexting On Their Government Phones

Fidelity, bravery, integrity. This is the motto of the FBI, and this is the motto of the group of men and women who can't stop using their government-issued phones to send coworkers dirty dick pics. And while it's probably never a good idea to sext your coworkers, when you work for what is essentially a group of professional, highly trained stalkers, you'd think one would try to exercise a little restraint or, at the very least, use a phone that isn't owned by Big Brother.

Fortunately for all of us at home, CNN managed to obtain a copy of an internal disciplinary report that cites an absurd number of cases of FBI employees sending coworkers unsolicited money shots — except in the case of the BlackBerry, which was only used to send erotic text. Because BlackBerries are for professionals.

From 2010-2012, 1,045 violations were reported in all, of which an undisclosed amount were of a sexytime nature.

[CNN via The Atlantic Wire]

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