Fidelity, bravery, integrity. This is the motto of the FBI, and this is the motto of the group of men and women who can’t stop using their government-issued phones to send coworkers dirty dick pics. And while it’s probably never a good idea to sext your coworkers, when you work for what is essentially a group of professional, highly trained stalkers, you’d think one would try to exercise a little restraint or, at the very least, use a phone that isn’t owned by Big Brother.
Fortunately for all of us at home, CNN managed to obtain a copy of an internal disciplinary report that cites an absurd number of cases of FBI employees sending coworkers unsolicited money shots — except in the case of the BlackBerry, which was only used to send erotic text. Because BlackBerries are for professionals.
From 2010-2012, 1,045 violations were reported in all, of which an undisclosed amount were of a sexytime nature.