Chances are you may have rung in the new year with excess of some kind or another, but there's no way in hell you were this cute while you were doing it. Teddy here can get away with knocking over his glass and just generally making a mess because of that endearing squeaking nose.
You, on the other hand, just yell incomprehensible nonsense. And so, the moral of the story is: this year, if at all possible, be a porcupine. [YouTube]