It’s the New Year! Balls have been dropped. Kisses were kissed. Bubbly was drunk drank drunken dranked…consumed. But that’s all normal. This year there’s something different: a message from Mars, apparently.
Was it be about aliens? No. Was it be Curiosity mocking Time Square revelers about how much better it is to be on Mars as opposed to in that throbbing mass of humans? Not exactly. The message wasn’t really anything more than a greeting card from the Red Planet. Mind you, a greeting card from Mars is actually something really goddamn special.
Watch the video below.