They say it’s a poor carpenter who blames his tools, but sometimes the right gear can make all the difference. So if you find yourself completely sober at noon on a weekend, maybe you need to seriously think about upgrading your wardrobe with a Drinkmaster Hoodie designed specifically for maximising your libation enjoyment.
In addition to a bottle opener on the zipper, the $US60 Drinkmaster has pockets for holding beer cans and a hidden flask, built-in non-slip gloves for handling icy cold refreshment, and a quick-access ID pocket for easy access to bars and clubs. Just keep in mind the one thing it doesn’t come with is booze — it’s strictly a BYOB affair.
[MissingInkShop via The Awesomer]