The restaurants are crowded, the roses are expensive, but on Valentine’s Day you’ll do anything for your significant other — except licking the awful envelope seal on the card you bought. Why the greeting card industry opts for the lowest-grade toxic glue it can find is a mystery, but there’s now a vastly superior alternative — chocolate-flavoured envelopes.
Available in 10 packs for just $US13, the flavoured envelopes come with blank note cards so they are actually perfect for any occasion, not just Valentine’s Day. So no longer do you have to dread occasions like birthdays or weddings. In fact, you might even be inspired to celebrate even the tiniest achievements in life if it means you get a taste of that chocolate goodness. “Congratulations on your successful eye exam, son!” [ThinkGeek]