BS Your Way Through Starfleet Paperwork With Riker Ipsum

The next time you're filling out your logs after a long shift on the Enterprise and need to pad it out, just hop on over to Riker Ipsum, which generates random text based on quotes from William Riker. Of course Picard was always far more quotable, but the mundane musings of the first officer make for much better filler.

Well, that's certainly good to know. We know you're dealing in stolen ore. But I wanna talk about the assassination attempt on Lieutenant Worf. And blowing into maximum warp speed, you appeared for an instant to be in two places at once. Our neural pathways have become accustomed to your sensory input patterns. They were just sucked into space. You're going to be an interesting companion, Mr. Data. Now, how the hell do we defeat an enemy that knows us better than we know ourselves?

[Riker Ispum via Boing Boing]

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