Can’t wait until you’re good and drunk to be obnoxious? When you use the Cap Zappa to crack open a bottle, its spring-loaded mechanism can then be used to launch the cap up to five metres, letting you easily anger and annoy your fellow drinkers.
For just $US11, you can also consider it an instant black-eye machine if you’re not careful who you’re targeting. [Spinning Hat via bookofjoe]