WIN! A Nokia Lumia 820 Windows Phone

Want more giveaways? How about a shiny new Nokia Lumia 820 worth $649?! Yeah, we thought so! The Lumia 820 features a 4.3-inch AMOLED screen, 8-megapixel camera, micro SD card slot and 4G support. Here's how it could be yours...

This competition is now closed

Who Won?

@Norgan picks up the Lumia 820 for his clever and geeky take on a knock knock joke:

set $Knock="knock"; Set $response="whos there?"; If $knock >= 2 write $response; set $response1 if $response1 ~ :( Write $response1 + "who?"; Else write "bugger off"; set $response2 If response2=>:-D Write "funny haha"; Else write "bugger off";

Congrats!


The Lumia 820 feels incredibly zippy to use (gotta love that 1.5GHz processor and 1GB memory). You can also add wireless charging via an optional cover.

To score this Lumia thanks to Nokia: Tell us in the comments your best technology-themed knock-knock joke. It's that easy -- but keep it clean. You must also be a registered Gizmodo Australia member. Not a member? Register here.

Important dates: • Entries close 10am Wednesday December 19 • Winner also announced tomorrow • Winner will receive the Lumia 820 mid-late January 2013 due to end of year • Full terms and conditions.


Comments

    Knock knock
    ...
    Knock knock, Nexus 4?
    ...
    KNOCK KNOCK, Nexus fooouuuurrr?
    ...
    Damn, still nowhere to be found :)

    Knock-Knock
    Who's there?
    A talented Engineer.
    Go away.

    Punchline - It was Apple.

    Knock Knock
    Who's there?
    Nokia
    Nokia who?
    Knock ya heart out, I'm playing with my Lumia 820!

    Knock Knock
    Who is there?
    iPhone
    iPhone Who?
    I don't know? your Momma?

    Knock knock.

    Who's there?

    You've got 4 new messages.

    [Swipe to clear notifications.] No more knock knock.

    Knock Knock.
    Whose there?
    Blackberry.
    Blackberry who?

    I think I was a little late......

      Cutoff is 10am tomorrow, not 10pm tonight. You'll be fine.

    Mobile system says to me when my mobile plays up
    What would you like me to do?
    Work?
    What would you like me to do?
    WORK?
    What would y...
    SMASH THUMP CRASH!!!

    Knock knock,

    Who's there?

    Nokia Lumia 820 Windo...

    --YOINK!

    knock knock.
    whos there?
    Mr. Indestructible ?
    Indes.. who?
    Thats right. Nokia!

    Knock knock!
    Who's there?
    Luke
    Luke Who?
    Luke Hopewell, the awesomest gadget website editor in the world who loves to give away free stuff!

    ...

    (Flattery works...right?)

    knock knock
    whose there?
    Blackberry
    blackberry who?
    When the next model comes out you will know who!

    Knock Knock
    whois there.com
    there.com registered 16-apr-1998

    Knock Knock...
    Who's there?
    Ard..
    Ard who?
    Ard-u-in-o should I come back later?

    printf "Knock Knock"
    get(responsders_phone_model)

    if responsders_phone_model = "nokia"
    {
    printf "Nokia";
    get(nokia_who);
    printf "Nokia, its good to see you knock again";
    return;
    }
    else if responsders_phone_model = "iphone"
    {
    printf "iphone";
    get(iphone_who);
    printf "iphone, myphone, yourphone, everyonehasthisphone";
    return;
    }
    else if responsders_phone_model = "samsung"
    {
    printf "Samsung";
    get(samsung_who);
    printf "Sam sung, then i sing, why would a fruit company sue them? ";
    return;
    }
    else if responsders_phone_model = "blackberry"
    {
    printf "I am so sorry, until Feb 2013 at least....";
    return;
    }
    else
    {
    printf "No";
    get(No_who);
    printf "No idea what phone you use! please buy something else!";
    return;
    }

    Knock knock!
    -Who's there?
    Microsoft Courier!
    -Microsoft Courier?
    Would I have gotten better mythical product name recognition had I said Apple Television instead?

    Knock knock
    Who's there?
    Nokia
    Nokia who?
    No this is No Kia, your phone is lost alongside your Kia in the middle of "Mildura"

    Knock knock.
    Who’s there?
    NVIDIA
    NVIDIA who?
    That’s not the way it’s meant to be played!

    Knock Knock,
    "Who's there?"
    Battery life that lasts a week.
    "Oh please, we haven't had that since the early 2000's! "

    Knock, knock.
    Who's there?
    Nokia
    Nokia who?
    Who cares? Nokia self out!

    Knock knock
    Who's there?
    PureView
    PureView who?
    Whoever you like, you can't go wrong!

    Knock Knock
    Who's There?
    Spam
    Spam Who?
    Spam the food not the email

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