WIN! A Nokia Lumia 820 Windows Phone

Want more giveaways? How about a shiny new Nokia Lumia 820 worth $649?! Yeah, we thought so! The Lumia 820 features a 4.3-inch AMOLED screen, 8-megapixel camera, micro SD card slot and 4G support. Here's how it could be yours...

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Who Won?

@Norgan picks up the Lumia 820 for his clever and geeky take on a knock knock joke:

set $Knock="knock"; Set $response="whos there?"; If $knock >= 2 write $response; set $response1 if $response1 ~ :( Write $response1 + "who?"; Else write "bugger off"; set $response2 If response2=>:-D Write "funny haha"; Else write "bugger off";


The Lumia 820 feels incredibly zippy to use (gotta love that 1.5GHz processor and 1GB memory). You can also add wireless charging via an optional cover.

To score this Lumia thanks to Nokia: Tell us in the comments your best technology-themed knock-knock joke. It's that easy -- but keep it clean. You must also be a registered Gizmodo Australia member. Not a member? Register here.

Important dates: • Entries close 10am Wednesday December 19 • Winner also announced tomorrow • Winner will receive the Lumia 820 mid-late January 2013 due to end of year • Full terms and conditions.


    A: *knock knock*
    B: Who's there?
    A: Open the door.
    B: What? No.
    A: sudo Open-Door
    B: ... Dammit!

    Last edited 18/12/12 8:13 pm

    Knock Knock...
    Who's there?
    Sim who?
    Sim Card, just let me in the back

    Knock Knock
    Who's there?
    Raspberry Pi
    No thanks, I'm full up on Ice Cream Sandwich.

    Last edited 18/12/12 8:21 pm

    Knock Knock
    Who's there?
    Voice recognition
    Saddam's a beautician, who?

    Knock knock...
    Who's there?
    Just a bit... (1/8 of a byte)
    No I can't wait any longer, I want 4G!

    Knock knock
    Who's there?
    Nokia who?
    I'll Nokia head off if you don't stop with the dumb jokes.

    A day in the life of an Australia Post employee over Christmas:
    "Steven take this package over to the devilishly handsome gentleman who won this online Christmas tech competition, and be snappy about it."
    Steven diligently performs his post duties, bringing Christmas cheer to all in this; his busiest time of the year.
    *Knock Knock*
    "Who's there."
    "It's your brand new Red Lumia!"
    "Is my brand new Red Lumia! WHO?!."
    "It's your friendly neighbourhood posty! ;)"
    "...Send it back i need the yellow one."

    A) *Knock-Knock!*

    B) Who's there?

    A) Huawei!

    B) What do you mean 'who are we'? I just asked you that!

    Last edited 18/12/12 8:47 pm

    Knock Knock
    error:white space
    Someone already has that username. Try another?

    *Actual conversation with Cleverbot

    ME- Knock knock.
    Cleverbot- Who's there?
    ME- You tell me.
    Cleverbot- You tell me who?
    ME- I just asked you to tell me.
    Clevebot- No you didn't! Bad robot, stop confusing people!

    Knock, Knock
    Who's there?
    "root" who? :-)
    Sudo, silly.

    Last edited 18/12/12 9:09 pm

    Knock Knock
    Who's there
    Art who
    R2 D2

    Knock knock
    Who's there?
    A slim Finn.
    A slim Finn who?
    A slim Finn with a modern interface.

    Knock Knock
    Who's there?
    K-ching K-ching!!
    K-ching Who?
    My mobiles company making money off me while mobile isn't properly functional!!

    Knock knock
    Who's there?
    The Doctor?
    Doctor Who?
    Yes, it's me. Now let me in as I have a busy time travelling appointment

    kock Knock
    Who's there?
    i who?
    i give you iphone, ipad, ipod, imap

    Knock knock
    Who's there?
    No Apple Maps user
    Who's their Apple Maps user?
    No one...they all moved to Meego instead.

    Knock knock
    Who's there?
    system error
    system error who?
    Stupid isnt it my mobile notifying me IT still isn't working....

    Knock Knock
    Who's there?
    Yah Who?
    no, these days most people use Google.

    Knock Knock
    Who's there?
    Madame who?
    Madame phone battery is flat!

    Knock Knock.
    Who's there?
    Apple Maps.
    You have the wrong address.

    Knock Knock.
    Who's there?
    Apple Maps.
    You have the wrong address.

    Knock Knock
    Who's there?
    Nokia who?
    Easy now, theyre actually making a comeback!

    1: Knock Knock
    2: Who's there?
    1: MY SON !!
    2: Who are you!!

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