WIN! A Nokia Lumia 820 Windows Phone

Want more giveaways? How about a shiny new Nokia Lumia 820 worth $649?! Yeah, we thought so! The Lumia 820 features a 4.3-inch AMOLED screen, 8-megapixel camera, micro SD card slot and 4G support. Here's how it could be yours...

This competition is now closed

Who Won?

@Norgan picks up the Lumia 820 for his clever and geeky take on a knock knock joke:

set $Knock="knock"; Set $response="whos there?"; If $knock >= 2 write $response; set $response1 if $response1 ~ :( Write $response1 + "who?"; Else write "bugger off"; set $response2 If response2=>:-D Write "funny haha"; Else write "bugger off";

Congrats!


The Lumia 820 feels incredibly zippy to use (gotta love that 1.5GHz processor and 1GB memory). You can also add wireless charging via an optional cover.

To score this Lumia thanks to Nokia: Tell us in the comments your best technology-themed knock-knock joke. It's that easy -- but keep it clean. You must also be a registered Gizmodo Australia member. Not a member? Register here.

Important dates: • Entries close 10am Wednesday December 19 • Winner also announced tomorrow • Winner will receive the Lumia 820 mid-late January 2013 due to end of year • Full terms and conditions.


Comments

    Knock Knock!
    Who's there?
    iPhone.
    iPhone who?
    iPhone you before. You no answer so now I knock on your door.

    Knock knock
    Who's there?
    CP
    CP who?
    No! it's CPU!

    Knock knock
    Who's there
    Steve
    Steve who?
    Steve Jobs
    Ok come in

    Knock Knock
    Who's there?
    iPhone
    IPhone who
    you phone whoever you like

    Knock Knock
    Who's there?
    Siri
    Siri who?
    "Sorry, I don't understand "Siri who?" Would you like me to search it up on the web?"

    Knock knock.
    Who's there?
    4G.
    4G who?
    For gee's a jolly good fellow...

    Knock Knock.
    Who's there?
    iPhone.
    ...
    ...
    Hello?
    Go away.

    Knockia Knockia
    Who's there
    820
    820 who
    820 for you!!

    Knock Knock
    Who's there?
    Loop
    Loop who?
    Goto Loop

    Last edited 19/12/12 8:31 am

    Knock Knock,
    Who's There ?
    Guseppe
    Guseppe who?
    What's-a matter you Hey! Gotta no respect
    What-a you t'ink you do? Hey, Why you look-a so sad
    It's-a not so bad, it's-a nice-a place
    Here's a Nokia, ace !

    knock knock

    better just call them from their front door

    Knock Knock
    Who's there?
    Face
    Face who?
    Facebook, I've come to collect your, no, my stuff.

    Knock, Knock.
    Who's there?
    Nokia Lumia 820.
    Use the Windows.

    Knock Knock!
    Who’s there?
    Twick.
    Twick who?
    Twick or Tweet!

    Knock knock
    Who's there?
    Second best
    Second best who?
    You have 1 second, best you open up before I run out of battery.

    [in the car]
    dad:knock knock
    kids:whos there?
    dad:the police
    siri:playing the police
    "don't stand,don't stand so....."

    Knock Knock
    who's there
    Nokia
    How on earth should I know I can't see through closed doors but knocking anywhere on the door should be fine

    Knock Knock
    Who's there?
    Giz.
    Giz who?
    Yes, guess who I am. It's Gizmodo!

    Knockia Knockia
    Who's there?
    Lumia
    Lumia who?
    Lumia 820 from giz

    Knock Knock
    Who's there?
    Steve Wozniak
    Steve Wozniak...WHO?

    Knock knock
    Who's there?
    Vodafone.
    Bugger off!
    We were hoping for a better reception than that...
    That makes two of us!

    Knock Knock
    Who's there?
    Lumia.
    Lumia who?
    GIVE ME A NOKIA LUMIA 820 PLEASE PLEASE I BEG OF YOU PLEASE.

    Thankyou.

    Nok Nok
    Who's there?

    Nok Noki Nokia 820 and I'm here to stay!

    Kock Kock
    Whos there?
    Boo
    Boo who?
    Oh, so you bought Facebook shares as well?

    Knock knock.
    Who's there?
    Apple
    Applewho?
    Knock knock.
    Who's there?
    Apple
    Applewho?
    Knock knock.
    Who's there?
    Apple
    Applewho?
    Knock knock.
    Who's there?
    Orange
    Orange who?
    Orange you glad I didn't say "Apple"

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