WIN! A Nokia Lumia 820 Windows Phone

Want more giveaways? How about a shiny new Nokia Lumia 820 worth $649?! Yeah, we thought so! The Lumia 820 features a 4.3-inch AMOLED screen, 8-megapixel camera, micro SD card slot and 4G support. Here's how it could be yours...

This competition is now closed

Who Won?

@Norgan picks up the Lumia 820 for his clever and geeky take on a knock knock joke:

set $Knock="knock"; Set $response="whos there?"; If $knock >= 2 write $response; set $response1 if $response1 ~ :( Write $response1 + "who?"; Else write "bugger off"; set $response2 If response2=>:-D Write "funny haha"; Else write "bugger off";

Congrats!


The Lumia 820 feels incredibly zippy to use (gotta love that 1.5GHz processor and 1GB memory). You can also add wireless charging via an optional cover.

To score this Lumia thanks to Nokia: Tell us in the comments your best technology-themed knock-knock joke. It's that easy -- but keep it clean. You must also be a registered Gizmodo Australia member. Not a member? Register here.

Important dates: • Entries close 10am Wednesday December 19 • Winner also announced tomorrow • Winner will receive the Lumia 820 mid-late January 2013 due to end of year • Full terms and conditions.


Comments

    Knock Knock!
    Who's There
    Kia
    Kia who?
    No, Kia!

    knock knock
    Who's There?
    Android
    Android Who?
    An these the Droids you are looking for?

      That sucked hard.

    *Knock knock*
    Who's there?
    Nokia.
    Nokia who?
    Nokia business!

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      Woops, I wasn't aware that there happened to be an edit button. XD

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    Knock Knock - Who's there? - Jony Ive- Jony Ive who - Jony Ive gonna make iOS7 look like window phone.

    Knock Knock.
    Who's there?
    Nano.
    Nano who?
    Nano you opened the door I can tell you my joke!

    Knock Knock.
    I don't know what you mean by "knock knock", How about a web search for it?

    Also. I don't do knock knock jokes and yes, I will call you Batman.

    Knock Knock.
    Who's there?
    for(;;){
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    }
    Knock Knock.
    Who's there?
    for(;;){
    //
    }

    Knock knock
    Who's there?
    Nokia
    Nokia who?
    I honestly have no key, please let me in?

    Last edited 19/12/12 1:44 am

    Knock knock
    Who's there?
    A brand new LG Nexus 4!
    LIES ITS NEVER COMING BACK IN STOCK AGAIN

    *ring ring*
    Who's there?
    Call.
    Call who?
    No, I'm calling you. Let me in!

    Knock, Knock.
    Who's There?
    Fem,
    Fem Who?
    Fembot ready for you!

    Knock knock
    Who's there?
    Apple.
    Apple who?
    Apple's gonna sue you!

    knock knock
    whos there?
    gizmodo, with your new phone!
    oh my god really?! :D
    hells yeah!
    *opens door*
    oh its you jesus diaz, use your precious iphone and get lost!
    *slams door*

    A friend told me this a LONG time ago, never thought I would ever need to use it lol but here goes:

    Knock Knock
    Who’s there?
    Radio
    Radio who ?
    Radio not , here I come!

    "knock knock"
    "whos there"
    "iphone"
    "well this is galaxy"
    "well you sir are infringing the patents of knock knock"
    judge koh says "apple you smoking crack?"

    Knock Knock!
    Who’s there?
    Radio
    Radio Who ?
    Radio not , here I come!

    Knock, Knock
    Who's there?
    Sarah.
    Sarah who?
    Sa-rah phone I could use?

    Knock Knock!
    Who’s there?
    Radio
    Radio Who ?
    Radio not , here I come!

    Knock Knock...
    Who's there?
    Sonic screw driver
    Sonic screw driver who?
    Hello!

    Knock knock
    Whos there?
    Nokia
    Nokia who?
    I'll nokia head off if you dont open this door!!

    Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!

    Knock knock
    Who's there?
    e
    e who?
    eBay, e-commerce, e-learning, can't they just leave me alone and pick on another letter for a change? ('i' knows what I'm going through)

    NOKIA....NOKIA!
    Who's there?
    LUMIA!
    LUMIA who?
    Nokia Lumia ..with a 4.3 inch AMOLED screen, 8 mega-pixel camera, micro SD card slot and 4 G support!
    Come on in through the WINDOWS!

    Knock knock
    Who is there?
    Jst another Sneaky virus From google play
    Knock knock
    Who is there?
    Jst same apple with same boaring taste.
    Knock knock
    who is there ?
    Finally Nokia is back...

    Knock Knock
    Who's there?
    Nokia.
    Nokia Who?
    Exactly.

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