Ukrainians Are Hanging Out In Coffins And Calling It Therapy

Ukrainians Are Hanging Out In Coffins And Calling It Therapy


Here’s the basic gist of Stepan Piryanyk’s weirdo business plan: supply coffins for weirdos. Let weirdos lay down in coffins for 15 minutes at a time (with or without lid!). Collect no payment, because you are a weirdo. Repeat. But a scheme this mold-breaking must surely come with an equally ghoulish backstory, no? Yes! Here’s Piryanyk on his inspiration:

“At one time our parents, as a rule, kept a coffin in the attic. Then our grandma — who didn’t have an attic — came to us because she lived in an apartment. She asked us to make something that she could put in her apartment. So we decided to make her a coffin couch.”

Hahahahaha you macabre madman, you. Besides, none of these newfangled coping mechanisms can hope with the oldest remedy in creation: drinking until you forget you’re alive in the first place. [Arbroath]