If You Want Me To Sing In Public You’ll Have To Do Better Than A Free Coke

If You Want Me To Sing In Public You’ll Have To Do Better Than A Free Coke


turning caffeine addicts into spies

Usually getting something for nothing is great, but in this case the Cokes are far from free. They’ll cost you your dignity, pride and whatever else you stand to lose by belting out carols in public. In fact, not even free Coca-Cola stock options are worth this much embarrassment. Well, maybe for Jingle Bell Rock. [YouTube via PSFK]