Face it, Santa is pretty antiquated. I mean, what kind of crazy elf-powered factory must he have up there in the North pole in order to be churning out iPhones and laptops and Wii Us? Ridiculous as it is, you don’t want him to get hip, because he’d turn into this. He’d keep his list in the cloud. He’d order all his gifts on Amazon Prime like the rest of us. God only knows what he’d do with Snapchat.
Maybe some things are best left outdated. [Reddit]