It Takes 20 Seconds To Get Annoyed About Waiting For The Lift Five seconds for me, tops. Then I'm looking for the stairs.
Teenage Girl Arrested After Posting Video Saying She Stole A Car People are getting more desperate for fame. Or just more stupid.
Official White House Petition Wants The US To Build A Death Star By 2016 Haha, that's funny. Oh. You're not joking.
NASA Finding Organics On Mars Is Nothing To Get Excited About So then how do we know for sure future "discoveries" won't be contaminated either?
This Is What Thinking About Nothing Looks Like If that's what thinking about nothing looks like, imagine what it would look if your mind was racing.
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