Breakfast Wrap: Best Of Tuesday Night

Breakfast Wrap: Best Of Tuesday Night

It Takes 20 Seconds To Get Annoyed About Waiting For The Lift
Five seconds for me, tops. Then I’m looking for the stairs.

Teenage Girl Arrested After Posting Video Saying She Stole A Car
People are getting more desperate for fame. Or just more stupid.

Official White House Petition Wants The US To Build A Death Star By 2016
Haha, that’s funny. Oh. You’re not joking.

NASA Finding Organics On Mars Is Nothing To Get Excited About
So then how do we know for sure future “discoveries” won’t be contaminated either?

This Is What Thinking About Nothing Looks Like
If that’s what thinking about nothing looks like, imagine what it would look if your mind was racing.

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