Someone who works for the city of Brighton in the UK either really hates their job, really hates Christmas, or is a 12-year-old boy who makes naughty doodles in his school notebooks. Another possibility: this video is a brilliant fake, and the city of Brighton is going to have a lot of angry phone calls to deal with today.
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