While your New Year's resolution to get back in shape is commendable, there's gotta be a better way than on one of these ludicrous dry land swimming trainers. Our friends at Oobject have assembled a dozen of the most outlandish examples.
Triton Fitness Swim Trainer
Cage For Virtual Swimming Across The Pacific
Vasa Swim Bench
White Dolphin Power Bench
Basically a couple of rowing machines linked together.