This 12kg, 36,000-Calorie Gummy Python Will Probably Still Kill You

Ironically, dying at the hands of a real python would probably be less agonising than the prolonged torture of consuming this 2.5m long, 12kg, 36,720 calorie gummy snake.

You can grab one in Blue Raspberry/Green Apple or Red Cherry/Blue Raspberry for $US150; just make sure your last will and testament is complete before ordering.

[Vat19 via The Green Head]


    Does this thing prey on giant gummy bears?

      No, but it prays with them. Their savior was eaten and emerged from the cave 3 days later.

        You good sir, win an internets for that! -tips hat-

    Another quality tech related story...

      Have you got already realized that this site covers more then just technology? I found this interesting, and I'm sure others did too.

        Perhaps more suited to one of their sister sites - not their tech / gadget related site.

        "Gizmodo Australia covers local technology news with a team of award-winning local journalists..."

      Personally I don't care it's not tech related. I love Killer Pythons and this made my day.

    If giz buys me one Ill eat it

      You're not furious pete mate haha.

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