Baseball Bat Torch: Just The Trick For Beating Back Burglars

You can pretend you're just a baseball fanatic, or prefer batting practice at night, but there's really only one reason someone is going to buy this heavy-duty machined aluminium torch shaped like a baseball bat. It's for protection — or more likely — for delivering physical intimidation to one's enemies under the darkness of night.

It's available in both 15-inch and 23-inch lengths for $US36 and $US46 respectively, but most will probably opt for the longer, heavier version. It's got a 3W LED bulb and various flashing modes, but again, these are features the torch's true target market probably cares nothing about. [Superior MC Supply via Dude I Want That]

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