These are troubling times for internet identity, with passwords being ravaged and real names being outed. How does a young web citizen keep himself secret and safe? By being a unique brand of nutjob, of course.
XKCD has given us handy password tips before, but this one might be my favourite. Remember: it's less important to ask a suspicious person something only they would know as it is to notice how annoyingly they answer it. [xkcd]