Sorry, kids. Pack it up. Those little wings do make you look like a fairy, and the wand is a nice touch, but we decided not to have the costume contest this year. Why not? Oh, because this zombie venom throat-mouth is the most ridiculous thing we've ever seen.
Still don't believe me? OK, then. Boys, bring out the GIF:
Shared by Redditor specialxk, this blue ribbon bloodfest is the product of nothing more than makeup, time and the type of imagination that gets your career aptitude test results flagged by the Pentagon. And remember, kids, when she opens her real mouth, she has two mouths. Shudder shudder shudder.