When you've got a cloud platform in a world of cloud platforms, you have to find a way to make yours stand out in the crowd. This is the wrong way. This new Windows Azure "theme song" by NoClue is just about as comprehensible as it is a good idea, but at least it's not the worst tech music video out there, due in part to the fact that it sounds like gibberish.
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