When you've got a cloud platform in a world of cloud platforms, you have to find a way to make yours stand out in the crowd. This is the wrong way. This new Windows Azure "theme song" by NoClue is just about as comprehensible as it is a good idea, but at least it's not the worst tech music video out there, due in part to the fact that it sounds like gibberish.
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You tried, America. You tried.
I'm the first to admit that my YouTube viewing habits are a little limited. I enjoy film analysis (Movies with Mikey, Every Frame A Painting - RIP), some sciency stuff like minutephysics and the International Space Station livesteam, and I force everyone who comes into my home to experience Bondi Hipsters' Pipi Dance. But you mob. These are your top 10 most watched YouTube videos of 2017, and I'm...I'm kind of impressed.