12 Idiots With Hideous Apple Tattoos

12 Idiots With Hideous Apple Tattoos


It is one thing to like Apple products. It is quite another to let your insane tech zealotry escalate to the point where you are actually paying other people to inject ink into your skin with needles so that you may forever serve as a fleshy canvas displaying your deranged, rabidly fanatical devotion to an operating system. Here’s a bunch of certifiable lunatics who did that second thing.

This wonderful collection of winners is displayed proudly at Shiny Shiny, and The Apple Collection, showcasing the apparently proud owners of this terrifying ink any sane human would learn to regret.







Mike Kline / Lexington, KY




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“I got this tattoo for my wife 1 week before we got married. We got married on April 1st 2006, Apple’s 30th anniversary. The letters are my wife’s new initials. Her parents did not give her a middle name so I gave her one. APPLE!”

Darrin Dishong


If you’re thinking of getting a terrible, hideous tech-related tattoo, please don’t. Don’t think about it, don’t do it. Remember The Gateway PC cow? Imagine having to remember it every day for the rest of your life. Nobody wants that. Chill out and buy a t-shirt or something.

Pictures via Shiny Shiny, The Apple Collection, Search Engine Roundtable