If you completely avoid the bar scene because you're tired of spending your nights dealing with creeps, you'll sincerely wish this bar stool -- crafted from an F-4 Phantom ejector seat -- were fully functional. Because instead of having to jot down a fake phone number to escape an awkward situation, you could simply send the jerk blasting through the ceiling.
But the rocket-propelled ejection mechanism was removed from this seat before it was turned into a stool. Most everything else appears to be left intact though, making this the perfect addition to an aircraft enthusiast's home bar. Even if all the mechanisms on the arms and around the ejection handle make it seem like a particularly uncomfortable place to sit.