It might surprise you to learn that hipsters aren't all that smart. It's for this reason that we're proud to bring you, hipsters trying to explain what the Higgs boson is.
Out of all the hipsters interviewed, only one knew what it was because she "watched the news".
Here are some of the better answers to the question, "what is the Higgs boson?":
-Hicks Boulton. -Famous German entrepeneur. -A load of shit. -A band. -An art installation. -A creepy European man that goes around flashing people.
I'll have what they're smoking. Thanks to Andrew Colley for pointing us to this. [MSN Now]