I'd like to dedicate this one to the Iranian nuclear program that was allegedly struck by a malicious cyberattack this week. It saw AC/DC blasted over their speakers during the attack, and those guys have a special place in my heart.
I've written some new lyrics I think you'll all enjoy and embedded the original so you can sing along.
Original lyrics and music by Angus and Malcolm Young. Performed by AC/DC. Atrocious parody lyrics written by Luke Hopewell
(Blunder x 10) I was Caught In the middle of a cyber attaaaaaack (BLUNDER) I looked round And I knew it was no normal hack (BLUNDER) My mind raced And I thought what could I do? (BLUNDER) And I knew There was no help, and nought I could do. (BLUNDER) Sound of the Young Beatin' in my haaaalls The blunder of one (it) Tore us apart
You've been — BLUNDERSTRUCK!
They Hit our Siemens Broke encryption, they shut it down Went through VPN, VPN And then they were done They hit Natanz Some hackers, they had a good time Broke all the rules, played us for fools Yeah, yeah, they, they, they blew our minds
I was shakin' at the knees Could you answer me please? No traces I could find We've been - blunderstruck, blunderstruck Yeah yeah yeah, blunderstruck Yeah Oh, blunderstruck, yeah
Thought I'd email the team So could you answer me please?
(Insert sweet licks here)
Blunderstruck, blunderstruck Yeah yeah yeah, thunderstruck Blunderstruck, yeah, yeah, yeah
Said no, this ain't right We're not fine Yeah, it's not right We're not fine
Blunderstruck, yeah, yeah, yeah, Blunderstruck, blunderstruck, blunderstruck Whoa baby, baby, blunderstruck We've been blunderstruck, blunderstruck Blunderstruck, blunderstruck We've been blunderstruck