Leave a bicycle locked up on the street, and a pro with the right tool can spring it faster than you can buy a Slurpee. We're not bike thieves -- not even close -- and we were able to slice through cheap locks with $US20 bolt cutters and a hacksaw on our first try.
So we wanted to see how much a quality U-lock increases the odds that your ride will still be there when you get back. We put four popular brands of locks against those hand tools, and the bike thieves' weapon of choice -- a cordless angle grinder. In the end, we found some locks that can buy you a few extra seconds of security. But the results conclusively proved one thing: your bike is never really safe outside.
These four mid-range locks are large enough to fit around a bicycle frame, a wheel and a parking meter. All of these manufacturers make locks that are more expensive and heavier, but we chose these for their affordability, convenience, and for the fact that these are the locks we see people using the most. They're made of hardened steel and outfitted with complex locking mechanisms. Beyond the security of the locks, we looked at cost, weight, and how well the locks mount to your bike.
The hand tools in our test included the $US20 bolt cutters and the hacksaw mentioned above, the latter of which had a fresh, tense blade ready for each new lock. We went to work with each of those for five minutes and measured the results. (We tried out a Sawzall, which did the same level of damage as the hacksaw, just more quickly.)
For our primary power tool, we used the cheapest angle grinder we could find -- a Ryobi 18V lithium-ion tool. We fitted it with new Bosch-branded 114cm diameter, 22mm thick cutoff wheels. With a little practice, let's just say we didn't need the full five minutes to measure the damage.
And remember, we're inept. For a pro, a bike locked up on the street must look like free money. Lay out some cash for a power tool, and you could just go get a new bike. Any bike you want. Again and again. And these locks are usually all that's there to stop you.
4th Place: Blackburn Leavenworth
This Blackburn Leavenworth's unusual hexagonal design is coated in thick rubber, which protects your bike, but that's where this lock's advantages disappear. It's heavy, considering it's the smallest lock we tested, and the shackle's angles make it trickier to squeeze onto a tight post. Furthermore, the keyhole is finicky and often requires some shaking and banging for the key to turn. The mounting bracket attaches easily to your bike with a hex key, but the lock rattles a lot while you're on the road, and it slides around on your bike's frame.
Oh, and it's hardly better than the cheap off-brand locks we cut -- despite being the thickest of the bunch. The bolt cutters only made some dents, but we were able to cut nearly all the way through the lock with the hacksaw in just five minutes. It didn't even last a minute against the angle grinder.
3rd Place: Abus Sinero 43
Abus makes some of the most intense -- and expensive -- locks on the market. Sinero is one of its more modest products, and it was the slimmest and lightest we tested.
The Sinero's mounting bracket is a pain -- it's trickier than most to attach to your bike, and you've got to actually lock in to the mount, which is awkward and time-consuming. Despite being just 12mm thick, it's tough. Hand tools did nothing but slice the soft protective coating, not even making a mark on the steel. But against the angle grinder, the Sinero held up for a minute and a half. After the lock was cut, it lost the integrity of its shape, and we were able to easily pull it free from the bars it was locked to.
2nd Place: Kryptonite Evolution Series 4 Standard
Kryptonite locks are very popular and they have a reputation for security. We just wish the company's mounting bracket was better -- it's tricky to install and use without ever being secure against the bike's frame. It attaches to your bike with a one-way sliding tab, which clicks tight, and then you clamp it down with an included hex key. Still, the lock wavers left and right while you ride. We ended up abandoning the bracket altogether. But at least the lock's finish doesn't scratch your bike when it's threaded under the brake cables. And, when opening and closing it, the key turns smoothly in its hole.
Bolt cutters did no damage to the Evolution, and the hacksaw just skated harmlessly along the surface of the steel. The angle grinder, on the other hand, sliced through it in two minutes. Still, we had it locked up tightly, and even after the lock had been cut, it required some effort to spring the bike free.
Bestmodo: OnGuard Pitbull STD
Despite its fat locking mechanism, the OnGuard Pitbull STD is a breeze to use. The lock clicks into a sturdy, secure mounting bracket that doesn't bounce around while you're riding. Added bonus: you can change the direction of the mount with a screw driver, so you can attach the lock to your bike in whatever way is comfortable ways. The key slides in smoothly without any jerking around.
Security-wise, this lock is basically identical to the Kryptonite. It's invincible against hand tools. But it didn't last two minutes against the angle grinder. Look, nothing stood up against the angle grinder. And we're not talking about a 2100W Milwaukee metal shop tool -- we used the cheapest damn angle grinder we could find.
This lock, like the Kryptonite, was also tough to spring free once it had been cut. But a little wrestling got it off, and, presumably, your bike would've ridden off with it. And this was the best of the bunch!
Video: Michael Hession