Why, put it on eBay, of course! After all, who wouldn’t want a fine laptop full of .22 bullet holes? Note: May not actually be in working condition.
From the item description (which also humorously notes that it’s “For parts or not working”) it was in fact not working when the owner took a .22 to it… although the same description also states that it “only works when plugged into power point”.
[via many, many twitter comments. I lost track!]