Would You Use These Pointed Puppets To Spear Your Snacks?

A company by the name of Fred and Friends has come out with possibly the most pointless product of our time. Food Fingers -- the "FingerPickin Cocktail Picks" -- are multicoloured plastic caps the fit over your finger and end in a tiny three-pronged food spear.

They seem almost like a good idea, for party platters and such, until you realise you'll still be eating with your slobbery hands, only they'll be hands covered in slobbery rainbow plastic. [CoolShitYouCanBuy via Book of Joe]