If you aren't Wesley Snipes, why the hell would you like this Jagdkommando Tri-Dagger Fixed Blade Knife, a 7-inch weapon with a hollow handle? This thing is clearly designed to kill people.
And since vampires don't exist, what other uses can you think for a knife with three twisted blades? Just tell me one single use apart from stabbing some living being without the need to twist the dagger, as Kif — one of Gizmodo's interns — pointed out.
This thing even has a "glass breaker" on the handle. A glass breaker.
What for? For breaking and entering? Maybe for emergency breaking of glass in those emergency situations in which you want to kill someone locked up in a car or a home?
Perhaps I live in a different la-la land, but this doesn't make any sense to me or anyone else at Gizmodo. So please someone explain. Or let's get over with it and make this stupid thing illegal. [Knife Art via The Awesomer]