And Lo! Another Useless Laser Was Born

And Lo! Another Useless Laser Was Born


Laser lovers everywhere will delight in the knowledge that the world’s #1 bestselling laser company, Wicked Lasers, has developed yet another laser with which to do their unspecified lasery things.

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Yes, Wicked Lasers is getting ready to debut their latest and greatest. We don’t know what exactly will set it apart from the rest, but rest assured: it will be cooler looking, and it will shine far, far and long and bright.

These lasers were always stupid — in all their awesome, strange, useless power — but now, with the forthcoming Wicked Lasers companion app, your Facebook friends will know every time you blast your stupid laser into the night sky.

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