And Lo! Another Useless Laser Was Born

Laser lovers everywhere will delight in the knowledge that the world's #1 bestselling laser company, Wicked Lasers, has developed yet another laser with which to do their unspecified lasery things.

Yes, Wicked Lasers is getting ready to debut their latest and greatest. We don't know what exactly will set it apart from the rest, but rest assured: it will be cooler looking, and it will shine far, far and long and bright.

These lasers were always stupid — in all their awesome, strange, useless power — but now, with the forthcoming Wicked Lasers companion app, your Facebook friends will know every time you blast your stupid laser into the night sky.


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