Hot Tub Boat Is World's Most Luxurious Thing

Imagine this -- you're in a hot tub. Nice! You're also surrounded by water. Ooh. You're also out boating, while hot-tubbing, while drinking. All at once. The future is now, and it is steamy and very wet.

Seattle's Hot Tub Boats -- a creation so brilliant it can pass with a dumb name -- are so decadent, they don't even have a price yet. But you better believe they will soon! Passengers (yeah, the thing moves!) will be treated to "coolers, locked dry storage, water jets, running gear and safety equipment". Must you wear clothes? We don't know. Is a life vest and nothing else a faux pas? How do you steer a boat that appears to have no wheel? I am guessing raw sexual energy. [Hot Tub Boats via Uncrate]


    Booze! Hot Tubs! Open water! What could possibly go wrong?

    "You’re also out boating, while hot-tubbing, while drinking."

    "while drinking".

    Nice to see "journalists" promote and encourage drinking, yet when shtf - they make blogs on how sorry they feel for themselves, and every other idiot out there.

    How about hot tub's in the middle of the water? Who says there's not ALREADY enough luxury in that?
    In fact, i would've thought drinking would take the "luxury" out of sitting in a hot tub the same way drinking would take the fun out of driving - leaving no reason to drive drunk other than convenience of being in your own bed that night, by yourself, which is actually no fun.

    The only thing that's better done drinking, is reading these articles. Other than that, drinking brings nothing but a pretty ordinary existance.

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