Skateboarding might not be a crime, but I think a law that would make it illegal to own and use this Skate Deck iPhone case needs to be added to the books ASAP.
Aesthetically the $45 case only serves to detract from the iPhone's minimalist design, and functionally it adds absolutely nothing to your phone. In fact, it takes away from its functionality, as skaters won't be able to easily slip it into their skinny jeans anymore.
It reminds me of every single gas station's bathroom key, except that having a hubcap chained to your iPhone would probably still be less annoying than carrying this creation. [Opening Ceremony via Apartment Therapy]