The Phantom Menace — even in its gussied-up fancy 3D version — isn't a terribly good movie. But what if it was? What kind of changes would you need to make? There have been numerous suggestions as to what's wrong with Phantom Menace (many of which rhyme with "Mar Mar Finks Ducks"), but, Phantom Edit notwithstanding, not that many fixes. Would the below slightly-hyper-excited changes make the Phantom Menace more compelling for you?