If you need any further proof that stupid things happen every day, watch this intrepid amateur scientist blast himself with a 10mm round at point blank. Why? Fer testin'!
Somehow he survived the pistol trial, although his chorus of "Fuck, Oh, Fuck" indicates this sure hurt. Strange, given that he shot himself in the stomach, right? Surely this daring experiment should have ended not with extreme pain, but with our bearded hero deflecting the projectile, ramming his head into a keg to celebrate, and then happily passing out in a pool of fluids, stench, and sawdust.
Asteroid, can you hear me? Hit our planet. Hit our planet. [Geekologie]