All of you Timeline holdouts: the holding out ends soon. "Over the next few weeks, everyone will get Timeline," says Facebook. And by "will get," they mean "must use". Here we go!
Luckily, anyone who hasn't already switched over to the megascrapbook will have a seven-day grace period to ease into it before their new, beautified, history-flush profile goes live. Take that time. Drink some tea. Have a hot soak. Breathe — because luckily, Timeline is pretty great. I'm predicting an all-time low in global OMG I HATE THIS Facebook redesign cheek-puffing. [Facebook via AllThingsD]