Ever Felt Like Sucking On A Lightsaber?

I really don't know where to start with this one. Glow in the dark…. yoghurt… lightsabers. Yeah, I guess that's the right place to start. Also possibly the right place to stop, now that I think of it. OK, technically, they're not actually "lightsabers". They're Slurp Sabers. Because that makes all the difference, now doesn't it?

I guess it does prove that, if nothing else, the George Lucas money machine is fine tuned to sell absolutely every Star Wars marketing opportunity that exists, even if it's truly weird. Am I the only one who'd be reluctant to eat glow in the dark yoghurt-style-substance? [Topless Robot]

Trending Stories Right Now