The iPad's a darn attractive gadget, but that 30-pin connector ain't made for love. That's why this Fleshlight-holding iPad case concept caught our eye. Imagine all the things you could pretend to have sex with! And it turns out, it's not just some crazy, er, pipe dream. It, or something like it, is coming soon.
We've covered the Fleshlight and its many permutations both inside and out, so naturally when we heard about a fit this natural we took it on ourselves to figure out of a real version was in the works. Here's what we turned up, straight from Fleshlight COO Brian Shubin:
It's another exciting product we have in development at the moment. We are always looking to improve our user experience and this will be a way to take it to another level. Continue watching Fleshlight.com for it.
So there that is. F**kable iPads, coming soon. We assume that it will launch with a geometrically opposite counterpart (read: dildo) as well. [Fleshlight via Geekosystem, Obvious Winner]
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I hope there's an app for that.
that's right all those apple fanboys can have sex with their ipads while they look at photos of steve jobs rip
All I have is an iPod, and I've always vehemently opposed buying a Mac for money for value reasons, but...wow. That was just tasteless, even for a fanboy.
It had to be said though, and he did tack on an RIP.
FINALLY!!!
that's all that needs to be said
FINALLY.
This... oh god... It's just too ripe for horrible trollish humour it's scary. o_O
But wouldn't a dildo attachment be more appropriate?
I see what you did thar.
Can you control this with Siri?
"Siri, xxxx my xxxx",
"Siri, xxxx my brains out"
:)
Comes with a pack of 100 screen protectors for the "finale"
need sex? there's an app for that
Shit I that things really comes out I'll buy an iPad. Only problem is I don't see how apple will approve the apps that would make use of it. I mean the real flashlight connects to USB and mimics motion of the movie. I dunno how it's gonna work but count me in...
App for jailbroken devices I guess.
That thing is wrong in so many levels
I agree. The worst bit is there are enough sickos out there that it will sell.
You think this is bad.
Wait 'till the specially-coloured MLP:FIM "Brony" editions come out, complete with cutie marks and appropriately modded on-screen visuals.
Fifteen posts and no-one has come out with it: "What about Android"?
Android users have girlfriends :-)
No, Android users have the Wank-O-Meter
http://www.gizmodo.com.au/2011/04/android-wank-o-meter-is-probably-worse-than-you-think/
Having sex with your ipad is weird enough but will it call you the next day?
Ha ha ha! I wonder if Fleshlight will include a Bluetooth link? Too bad the Wii name is already taken for a game controller.
Now, *exactly* how much do you trust Apple products, to not gather and send home user activity data?
Miss! Miiiiiss! He's doing it again Miss! (Oglaf reference.)
Apple: "There's another way to Slide To Unlock?!!, how did we miss this?"
Dear lord no. Can you imagine some of the horrible things some poor repair techs are going to have to be dealing with now?
"What the hell is this that's been spilled into this iPad/Tablet?"
"Sorry sir .. you were doing what with it at the time?"
Yeah, warranty doesn't cover "Abuse", just remember that kids!
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