What's Behind The Next iPhone 5 Event

Although you can't clearly see Scott Forstall's deranged face on this drawing, everything in this graphic showing the mechanics of Apple's next iPhone event -- starring Tim Cook as master of ceremonies -- is true.

Having been there a few times, I can attest that this is all true. There are also robotic ninja fembots with titanium shuriken-nippled breasts, but you can't see them in the drawing because they are hidden. [Joy of Tech]