So much news passes before our collective eyes every day that we couldn’t possibly cover it all. Mostly because much of it isn’t worth covering! But here are a some borderline tidbits we passed on, just in case.
The Great Salmon Virus Scare
We could spend hours debating which is greater — the fish? the sickness? the fearmongering? — but suffice it to say that there is a salmon virus afoot, and it is taking out orange fish faster than a mama grizzly in a spring thaw. Like most everything else, it's our fault; confinement to fish farms means the virus spreads more rapidly among sockeyes. And by all accounts, this is far worse the Great Tilapia Rickets Conundrum of 1892. [Gothamist]
Nobody Tell My Wife About These Deerheads with Guns
In my house, at this very moment, there are no fewer than four sets of decorative antlers. Only one is hanging at present, but the rest are on their way. And if we don't run out of wall space before my wife finds out about these gun-toting deer heads, I foresee a fifth in our future. One with a safety and a high calibre. [Geekosystem]
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