The GausWheel Isn't Quite A Unicycle Or A Scooter

But it does look like it could be fun. It's the $299 GausWheel, a unicycle with lots of bolt-on bits and the capacity for some dangerous looking stunts. And who doesn't like endangering their reproductive capabilities in the name of fun?

I've got a bad history with wheeled transport, and I can't help but think; when you bump one of those things, aren't you giving your softest and best bits a real hammering? [GausWheel]