Samuel L. Ipsum Gives You Samuel L. Jackson Placeholder Text

Traditionally, designers fill their text boxes with dummy Latin phrases -- the famous Lorem Ipsum, written in 45BC. But why use some classical Latin numbnuttiness by Cicero when you can use some Samuel L. Jackson?

This page allows you do create dummy Samuel L. Ipsum text for all your design needs. Gems like:

Uuummmm, this is a tasty burger! Well, the way they make shows is, they make one show. That show's called a pilot. Then they show that show to the people who make shows, and on the strength of that one show they decide if they're going to make more shows. Some pilots get picked and become television programs. Some don't, become nothing. She starred in one of the ones that became nothing.

We happy? Look, just because I don't be givin' no man a foot massage don't make it right for Marsellus to throw Antwone into a glass motherf**kin' house, f**kin' up the way the n****r talks. Motherf**ker do that shit to me, he better paralyse my ass, 'cause I'll kill the motherf**ker, know what I'm sayin'?

Neque porro quisquam est qui dolorem ipsum quia dolor sit amet, consectetur, adipisci velit. Indeed! [Slipsum -- Thanks Roger!]