So, they're really doing it. HP, the biggest PC company in the world, is announcing that it's spinning off its $US40 billion PC business. With an ad. That they're debuting in a blog post. Except that they're not really announcing it. Just sort of.
And I'm totally sure your gigantic $US40 billion business is going to be just like a startup. Yep, limber as Jack Dorsey's left pinkie.
This whole thing is just sad now. I'm going to go smoke a whole carton of cigarettes in a row or cry on a hooker or something.