Shooting Your Sleeping Kid With A Super Soaker While Singing The Doom Theme Song Is A Really Effective Alarm Clock

Shooting Your Sleeping Kid With A Super Soaker While Singing The Doom Theme Song Is A Really Effective Alarm Clock

Filed in things I’m going to do when I’m a dad: when my lazy punk of a son refuses to get out of bed, he’s going to get shot with a super soaker. With no mum in sight, he’s dead meat.

Looks like pops is using the automatic Super Soaker Thunderstorm. That’s all right but we think the Super Soaker Hydro Cannon will send a bigger message. Really great job with the Doom theme song though. [The Daily What]