Do we actually know how FPSRussia — everyone's favourite faux-Russian artillery maniac — isn't constantly arrested for doing things like, oh, driving an armoured infantry vehicle with a live .50 calibre machine gun down populated streets and into a McDonalds? Because I'd like to.
Yes, our good friend Dmitri took a tank through the Golden Arches drive thru, just before eradicating some giant piles of watermelons, making some unnecessarily mean fun of a chubby McDonald's worker along the way (not cool, Dmitri). But still, tanks on the street, exploding watermelons, fake Russians talking about buying high ordinance .50 calibre machine guns — these are wonderful things that are worth your time. [Eater]