Oh the New York Times Style section did, duh.
“Right now there is no clearer indication of cool than wearing a watch.”
— Some Guy. But don’t just take it from that guy; other guys agree.
“It’s an understated statement about your station in life, your taste level,” [said some other guy] .
I have a golden watch that spells out “My Taste Level And Station In Life Are Both Quite High” in big blocky letters, and every golden letter is a number that helps the watch “tell time”, which is how I know it is nigh upon 37 o’clock now, simply by glancing at my 1.2m long golden word watch, without ever having to pull out a mobile phone, which would be gauche.
So take it from these guys: watches.