Idiots Pay $US7500 For The World's Most Exclusive Email Address

Look, I know some people are rich beyond belief. They use $US100 bills for toothpicks, stitch money together for blankets, whatever. But even if you're THAT rich, you're a complete idiot for paying $US7500 for an email address.

There's no way around it. Elite750 is an email service for suckers, they charge an initial sign-up fee of $US7500 for an email address plus $US750 a month as the 'service fee'. Talk about paying to get anally probed, geesh. The email service is only available to 750 people worldwide with the number of accounts limited per country. Switzerland, Germany, Monaco, Argentina and others have already sold out, for example. WHY ARE THOSE PEOPLE SO DUMB. JUST USE GMAIL FOR FREE.

I hope this is fake because I don't want to live in a world where people who buy useless shit like an @Elite750.com (not even catchy!) email address are richer than me. On another note, someone register Elitist75.com and send me an invite. Thanks! [Elite750 via UberGizmo