This Is How A Bunch Of Dumbarses Steal A Bike

Witness these moronic thieves steal a bike by chopping the tree to which it was chained to. That's right. A group of dumbarseclowns thought that was the most efficient way to do it.

And then they just dropped the bike after a little ride. I would get these and chop off their legs. And with legs I really mean penises. [NY Post]

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